Nationality Meme

British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[X] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[X] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[X] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 4

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs, not flip flops.
[X] You love a backyard barbie.
[X] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[X] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[X] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[X] You have an australian something.
Total: 6

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[X] Your last name ends in a vowel.(Duz Y count??)
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (Haven't got one..)
[X] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk with your hands. *Hands start flailing like mad*
Total: 4

Spanish
[X] You say member instead of Remember.
[X] You speak spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[X] You know what platanos are.
Total: 5

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4

Irish
[X] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[X] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[X] You have a family member from Ireland.
[X] You have hair everywhere.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[X] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 7

African American
[ ] You say ni#*a/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[X] You like rap. (I only like Japanese rap)
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[X] You like rice a lot.
[X] You are good at math.
[X] You play/have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 4

German
[X] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You went to pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2.
[ ] You like Limburger cheese.
Total: 3

Canadian
[X] You like/play/played hockey.
[X] You love beer.
[X] You say eh. A lot.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[X] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[X] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 5

American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[X] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2

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The Results:

British: 4
Australian: 6
Italian: 4
Spanish: 5
Russian: 4
Irish: 7
African American: 3
Asian: 4
German: 3
Canadian: 5
American: 2